A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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