What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

sharks

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Derp

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

where is the world?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

scientology.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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