Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

I? Everett

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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