Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

This statement is false.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do u call a cripple Biv

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Logan's gay

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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