- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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