What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Womens rights.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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