i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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