Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Who invented apple? God

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

France had one revolution

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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