whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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