A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Knock knock What?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Communism hehe xd

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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