- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

darude- sandstorm

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

PICKLES

I regret everything.....

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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