Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Black people

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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