- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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