A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Not a joke.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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