- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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