- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

womens rights

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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