- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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