whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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