Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's your guys names?

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Where's my tractor?

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...