What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Cleveland winning something

360 NO SCOPE

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

c-? men, C-men

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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