Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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