AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A man... walks.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Anti Joke

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