- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Womens rights

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A possesed goat: "moo"

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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