- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Vagina cream... end of story

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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