- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

You know whats funny Aids

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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