- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

poop.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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