- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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