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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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