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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A paralysed man falls over.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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