- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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