- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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