- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I have suicidal thoughts

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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