- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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