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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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