- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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