What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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