- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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