Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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