- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

He walked in a bar

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

human centipede

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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