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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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