- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A man... walks.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Who wants $300? Me too.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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