- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My penis is big... not.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

women's rights

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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