what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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YO FACE

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