What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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