- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

whos district champs not JM

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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