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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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