- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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