- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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