What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

A Serbian Film

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

I LIKE TRAINS

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

sfdg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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