ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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