- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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