- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

I work at jcpenny

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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