- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Dyslexia ruels!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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