Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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