- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Vote this up

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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