- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

im at school

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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