- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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