- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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