Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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