- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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