Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Obama

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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