- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I work at jcpenny

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

women's rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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