How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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knock knock? come in

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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