- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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