Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Peas

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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