- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

get in the car.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A midget walked under a bar.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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