- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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