After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Poop

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Your existance.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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