- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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