- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A woman comes at the doctor.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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