A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Women's Rights.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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feminine literature

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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