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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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