So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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womens rights

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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