Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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My dad

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